#1. nicca you betta be payin. you betta.
#2. be a bitch to me and i will be bitchy right back and beat you at it. try me.
#3. leavin that shit down and if it will be lasers comin out my eyes if you say sumpin.
#4. work? the fuck you care if i work? unemployment rates are sky high, asshole.
#5. buggaboos arent cool but errm, men can stfu w their sneaky asses coz 9/10 their girls act like that because theyre trife as fuck and cant be trusted.
#6. men and their issues w owning up to feelings. neeeexxxxtttttt.
#7. if my friends paying attention to a fucking jerk, best believe i will cockblock because i look out for my peoples. dont be a dickhead and you wont get blocked. easy.
#8. who the fucks duty is it to hook you up w someone just coz you like them and couldnt have em? men and entitlement—to the fuckin left.
#9. if i find disturbing shit you will hear about it. the end.
#10. i hate duck faces as much as anyone else but “knows shes attractive” is reeking of privilege in a world where women have to be plastic dolls but men can be ogres and its gravy.
en fin: fuck off men. whoever made this doesnt deserve a “nice” girl anyway. this was created to get women flailing and jumping up and down talmbout “me, me, me, im good, look at me mr. i-only-see-women-as-subhuman-if-they-meet-very-specific-sexist-standards-or-else-theyre-plain-trash, look how good i am, fuckwad men!”
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